Hello dear reader. Today, to save you the effort, I’ve just done a short compilation video in my traditional stylee. So you can treat yourself to one minute and five seconds of dramatic music and me looking vague to camera as I am sunbathing.

Quelle surprise I am having more uploading technology issues - so you’ll need a password to watch. DON’T WORRY its not saucy. You only see me sunbathing from neck up! Password is 2012.

Treat yourself…